insurmountainable
n. Totally friggin’ impossible.
usage: “The odds of them getting together were insurmountainable.”
illiteration
n. When word usage is thought appropriate by the speaker or writer, but is in actuality used incorrectly. (see also: illiterate)
usage: “She sure thought that she sounded smart when she insulted him, but her incorrect use of the word ‘travesty’ was such an illeration.”
via @LizaK
1artmosphere
n. all of the contributing factors in how one view’s art (lighting, flooring, walls, sound, company, etc)
usage: “That snotty white-box artmosphere was whack. Give me a glass of Pinot and a couch to sit on, and I’d enjoy it so much more.”
via @LizaK
Pimpy Longstocking
adj. n. The phenomena of slutty Halloween costumes.
usage: “She said she was going as a lion, but looked more like a streetwalker.”
see: any costume sold online and marketed towards women
via @LizaK
ill33terate
n. someone who has no idea what’s going on online
usage: “My grandma is on Twitter, Tumblr, and 4Chan, but yours is totally ill33terate. “
via @jjeff
partisinal
n. something that is partially handmade
usage: “He didn’t make the skirt, but he hand bleached it. It’s partisnal.”
via @LizaK
phonographic memory
adj. n. The memory of someone much older.
usage: “She smoked too much pot in high school, and now she has a phonographic memory.”
via Mikey
fatastrophe
n. when, let’s face it, those pants do make you look fat
usage: “As your friend, I have to be honest with you. You are a total fatastrophe in those harem pants.”
via @LizaK
